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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2006, 01:31:17 PM »
\Been in a couple of fights where the guy I was fighting tried to sucker-punch me in the nuts.\
How the heck does someone sucker-punch you in the nuts? Were you picking fights with Bushwick Bill?
Not all fights are fair, and they both were short.

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2006, 01:32:35 PM »
she wont love me for me though wheel

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2006, 01:33:17 PM »
and then he kicked him in the ding ding

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2006, 03:27:15 PM »
Why don't you two just make out and get it over with?

I tried. I drove all the way up to &*()&%$ to see him and he turned me down. Furniture was broken. Blood was leakin'. Noses were runnin'.






i killed it

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2006, 03:48:30 PM »
Tell the truth now Wendy....it was because I couldnt stand the discharge out of your cooter...

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2006, 05:57:02 PM »
i thought it was because you got wendy to wear a sheep mask so you felt more comfortable
greedy girls.. you better watch out

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2006, 08:08:33 PM »
and then he kicked him in the ding ding

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2006, 10:44:27 PM »
Tell the truth now Wendy....it was because I couldnt stand the discharge out of your cooter...

That discharge was living proof of that special night between your dad and I. Remember, you said you wanted to feel closer to him so I went and got some stuff and you were gonna' play in it and then you got all scared and started shaking so I had to call your wife and pretend I was a guy so she wouldn't get mad and she came home and smacked you in the thigh real hard so that you would stop your crying but the futon was broken and you couldn't tell her why. Remember?

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2006, 10:43:09 PM »
I love Akon's song, "Smack That". I love "I Wanna' Love You", but I don't really like "I Wanna' Fuck You". "Soul Survivor" is baaaaad, too.

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2006, 12:10:32 AM »
Tell the truth now Wendy....it was because I couldnt stand the discharge out of your cooter...

That discharge was living proof of that special night between your dad and I. Remember, you said you wanted to feel closer to him so I went and got some stuff and you were gonna' play in it and then you got all scared and started shaking so I had to call your wife and pretend I was a guy so she wouldn't get mad and she came home and smacked you in the thigh real hard so that you would stop your crying but the futon was broken and you couldn't tell her why. Remember?

Y'all are some crazy peeplz :lol:
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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2006, 12:16:40 AM »
IS IT ME?...or is this shit funny as hell!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiHBqOll7js
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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2006, 10:35:55 AM »
thank god my father finally got some.....mom dont put out for the old fuck anymore wendy.....so how much did you charge?

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2006, 10:52:15 AM »
Hey, y'all... come back!
The line is way back here!
Eh, vat do you know from funny, ya bastids...

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2006, 12:33:24 PM »
thank god my father finally got some.....mom dont put out for the old fuck anymore wendy.....so how much did you charge?

He's not that old.

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2006, 01:34:44 PM »
I set the line.....