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IS IT ME, or........
« on: November 15, 2006, 12:34:39 AM »
Is it me?..or does Akon sound like Frankie Valli?
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 02:52:36 PM »
Akon sounds like that little voice I sometimes hear when I'm about to run a red light.

Hahahahaha

No, really he sounds like sounds like a guy with an unusually small head. Or a guy who has only one testicle. Or a guy with a laundry pin fetish.

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 07:38:28 PM »
No, really he sounds like sounds like a guy with an unusually small head. Or a guy who has only one testicle. Or a guy with a laundry pin fetish.
I have only one testicle. :squint:

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 09:20:21 PM »
No, really he sounds like sounds like a guy with an unusually small head. Or a guy who has only one testicle. Or a guy with a laundry pin fetish.
I have only one testicle. :squint:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
And you all thought the wikki wikki voices were studio trix!
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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2006, 11:23:03 AM »
roflmao.....bwhahahahahhahahhahha

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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2006, 12:22:30 PM »
Why?
Why only one?
For true?

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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2006, 01:07:10 PM »
It was undescended as a child.  Had an operation when I was 7 for them to pull it down.  They destroyed it somehow.  I've had 2 kids so it didn't affect me there.  My voice is not unnaturally high either.  Been in a couple of fights where the guy I was fighting tried to sucker-punch me in the nuts.  Too bad for them there is only one nut... limited effect.  Should have seen the shock on their faces as I commenced to kicking their ass. :rotf:

You know, there was a time when I would never tell a soul this.  I don't think even Tee knew until a few years ago.  Growing old means not having to give a fukk. :D


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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 03:59:10 PM »
lmao..Ive known for years
I just think we have more things to talk about...
than your nut :lol: :lol: :lol:

You must not give a ffuk..
I was surprised to see you sharing that bit of info.
I see you're starting to make that...
crotchity old man transition!
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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 05:42:03 PM »
hahaha I'm sure we all feel closer after this revelation  :nyah:
greedy girls.. you better watch out

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 05:48:48 PM »
hahaha I'm sure we all feel closer after this revelation  :nyah:

well...not too close..too the testicle(s)
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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2006, 06:43:53 PM »
:panic:

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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2006, 07:17:15 PM »
:panic:
^---Coz's long lost testicle searching for a home :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2006, 09:31:25 PM »
looks like coz just opened up a whole can of testicle jokes hehe
greedy girls.. you better watch out

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Re: IS IT ME, or........
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2006, 12:45:58 AM »
UNO!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2006, 10:15:54 AM »
I caught myself laughing in front of the mirror. I have crow's feet like crazy.
Now I can not give a fukk either.


Akon's brother, Tampon, has a new song out. Has anyone heard it yet? It's baaaaad.