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THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« on: July 18, 2005, 06:49:03 PM »


Who the fuck is this chick?!?!?!?!?
I don't remember her spinning with us, or rockin' the mic or even carrying speakers for that matter.
Kristy...two words for you sweety.....
LICK BALLS!!!!!
http://www.jamondjs.com/
http://www.jamondjs.com/au.html

This Must be Chilly B???????:?
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2005, 12:08:32 AM »
Apparently she did not even investigate to see if that name was already in use. hmmm.. I smell a lawsuit! Coz, call your lawyer, sick em' on her! :evil:
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 01:50:18 AM »
I doubt that it's worth it.  I also have no doubt that she knew the name was taken.  A name like Jam On Productions doesn't just appear out of thin air. ;)

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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2005, 02:06:57 AM »
I just think that shit is kinda funny actually....
I looked at those pics on that site...they sure don't look like any parties we ever had!!LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2005, 02:14:31 AM »
NOW I'M PISSED AGAIN!!!!!
I wanted to see if she would try to capitolize on the name so I sent this email:

Hi,
Are you the same Jam On Productions DJ Group that the
group Newcleus used to rap about?
If so I'd like to talk to you further about bookings
for the months of August-December.
If you could reply ASAP it would be much appreciated,
we're closing out our August bookings and just about
half way through September.

Thanks
Rico Max
FAZe II Promotions

here's her reply:

Rico,
Thanks for your inquiry.  Yes, our name comes from the Newcleus rap.
What type of bookings do you have coming up?  What type of events are
these & what type of DJ are you looking for?  Let me know what you are
looking for and we could discuss further if we can be of assistance.
Thanks,
Kristy Everett
Owner/DJ
Jam On Productions
www.jamondjs.com
kristy@jamondjs.com
916-600-7979

I was hoping for a little honesty out of this bitch...I was tempted to ask her if Newcleus was still performing and could she bring them along...but I did'nt want to freak her out.
I just knew she would lie. (I guess she didn't actually lie..but she didn't actually answer the question honestly)

beeeeyatch!

Snding her another email...let's see what she says...heheheheh
crank yankers my ass :mrgreen:
« Last Edit: July 19, 2005, 02:59:47 AM by The Orakle »
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2005, 02:20:53 AM »
She didn't lie, she said THE NAME came from the NEWCLEUS RAP.

She skirted the question. ;)

Ask her if she is the same dj group they talk about in the record or if she just took her name from the song.

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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2005, 03:07:04 AM »
She didn't lie, she said THE NAME came from the NEWCLEUS RAP.

She skirted the question. ;)

Ask her if she is the same dj group they talk about in the record or if she just took her name from the song.

hehehe..you replied while I was writing the email.
I'm flashing money at her, I wanna see how much she's willing to "skirt" for the money..lol

Sent this:
Hi Kristy,
Thanks for your reply.
Well, we're touring the southwest and west coast with
alot of old school Dance and Freestyle acts. All shows
are arena venues, 30,000 to 45,000 seats.
We need DJ's to perform between band sets.
Mostly old school dance, and hip hop. Cities include
Las Vegas, Houston, Fresno, Seattle, LA, SF, Santa
Monica. We also have a couple of dates in Miami and
Tampa.
The pay is $1,000 per day/per DJ. We need about 4
DJ's. We cover airfare and tour buses.

I have to admit, I was a bit taken aback by your
photo.
I was under the assumption that Jam On Productions was
an "urban"
street DJ group from Brooklyn NY. I guess you learn
something new everyday :) Are you still in touch with
Newcleus? We'd love to get them involved, if they're
still performing.

Let me know if you think you can handle this sort of
situation.
We think you'd be a great addition to our ticket. If
you could also get us any Newcleus contact info, that
would surely be a plus.

Please forgive me for not forwarding my cell phone
number at the moment. One of our new roadies managed
to drop an anvil case on my phone a couple of days
ago. (gotta love the roadies) I should have a new
phone in a couple of days. In the meantime, I check
this email address daily while I'm on the road.

Thanks again for responding. I'm looking forward to
hearing from you soon. The sooner the better, I'd love
to get you on the line up for some of the August gigs.

Rico


waiting for reply

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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2005, 05:54:18 AM »
can't wait for the next installment......   :evil:
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2005, 10:46:32 AM »
sick em T... *takes chain off studded collar*

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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2005, 07:33:11 PM »
Oh man this is over the top! You should get her on the phone and tape it, maybe Crank Yankers can use this! That would be some funny shit, to hear this little "daddy put me through Yale, only to become a dj that bites other people's shit off and uses it to try and boost her own promotions" (sorry, struggled with an acronym and lost) BITCH!!!!
 I'm not even djing much anymore, but I would be f-ing pissed if someone started using the name of my company!
Hmmm! I wonder....... :|

<Heads off to Google for a little sleuthing>
« Last Edit: July 19, 2005, 07:38:37 PM by Jabo »
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2005, 11:03:24 PM »
Heheheheh...this should be good! :D :D :D

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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2005, 11:24:11 PM »
I think she pissed herself...haven't heard from her yet.
Probably trying to paint herself black and trying to grow a dick right about now :evil:
I'll keep you all posted :-D
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2005, 11:30:24 PM »
I think she pissed herself...haven't heard from her yet.
Probably trying to paint herself black and trying to grow a dick right about now :evil:
I'll keep you all posted :-D

Yah, she's probably hangin' out with Joe Webb and the "other" Newcleus group tonite. They're workin on an album called "Jam On Returns",,,,Hey, wait a minute...!!@#$
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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2005, 01:14:45 AM »
From the website:
Kristy Everett is the owner and DJ of Jam On Productions. Kristy is a Northern California native, raised in Chico, CA. Kristy has been an aspiring DJ since childhood acting as DJ for her soccer team and finding herself playing music for high school functions and later at college events. Kristy has a passion for music and enjoys all styles of music. Her ability to read the crowd and play the right music at the right time makes her the perfect DJ for your event. From preschool parties to 90th birthday celebrations, and everything in between, Kristy is able to entertain for any age group.
Kristy specializes in tasteful guest interaction and adding a creative touch to each event.


I can see her now, rockin' the nursery school...
The roof!
The roof!
The roof is on fire!
Hold hands with your buddy and exit the building immediately in an orderly fashion!


Oh, well... maybe she'll feel guilty about biting offa the real Jam On and make amends by contributing some pics for the Champagne Room...
After all, she's not so bad looking-- in a "she sure is darn white", Jodie Foster-ish kind of way.
Eh, vat do you know from funny, ya bastids...

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Re: THIS SHIT JUST PISSES ME OFF!!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2005, 11:16:45 AM »
I can see her now, rockin' the nursery school...
The roof!
The roof!
The roof is on fire!
Hold hands with your buddy and exit the building immediately in an orderly fashion!


LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :-D :lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT!
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